Did guinea pigs really kill the dinosaurs? Maybe.
Q: Hey Dad can I have a couple of Halloween candies?
D: Sure Quinn.
Q: Is that a two couple or a three couple?
Free video games and lego for everybody. Everyone gets born with all the knowledge they will ever need so there is no school. This will free up more time for important things like playdates and playing the free video games.
— Quinn’s platform for running for president of the world
When Scaredy met Furby. A love story. (Taken with GifBoom)
See Dad, I’m a classy guy. Girls never asks boys to play.
—Quinn after two girls with longboards came to our door.
For an advanced terminator he sucks at driving.
—First time viewing of T2 motorcycle chase scene.
Laser Skulls: Song 1
There was only 3 problems with Quinn’s new band Laser Skulls:
1. A constantly rotating cast of bandmates. 2. No songs. 3. Nobody knows how to play any instruments. Problems solved.
- Q: When will I get my growth sperm?
- D: You mean growth spurt, right?
- Q: Right.
- D: Good.