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Quinn’s school sketchbook assignment: 5. A scene from your...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 09:44:30 -0800

Quinn’s school sketchbook assignment: 5. A scene from your favorite show.

Did guinea pigs really kill the dinosaurs? Maybe.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:44:23 -0800

Did guinea pigs really kill the dinosaurs? Maybe.

"Q: Hey Dad can I have a couple of Halloween candies? D: Sure Quinn. Q: Is that a two couple or a..."

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:37:38 -0800

“Q: Hey Dad can I have a couple of Halloween candies?
D: Sure Quinn.
Q: Is that a two couple or a three couple?”

"Free video games and lego for everybody. Everyone gets born with all the knowledge they will ever..."

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:37:23 -0800

“Free video games and lego for everybody. Everyone gets born with all the knowledge they will ever need so there is no school. This will free up more time for important things like playdates and playing the free video games.”

- Quinn’s platform for running for president of the world

I told Quinn it was too early to start asking Santa for a...

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:07:48 -0700

I told Quinn it was too early to start asking Santa for a longboard.
Then I found this in his room.

When Scaredy met Furby. A love story. (Taken with GifBoom)

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 22:52:04 -0700

When Scaredy met Furby. A love story. (Taken with GifBoom)

"See Dad, I’m a classy guy. Girls never asks boys to play."

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 11:39:05 -0700

“See Dad, I’m a classy guy. Girls never asks boys to play.”

- Quinn after two girls with longboards came to our door.

"For an advanced terminator he sucks at driving."

Sun, 06 May 2012 08:55:00 -0700

“For an advanced terminator he sucks at driving.”

- First time viewing of T2 motorcycle chase scene.

Laser Skulls: Song 1 There was only 3 problems with...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 08:54:00 -0700

Laser Skulls: Song 1

There was only 3 problems with Quinn’s new band Laser Skulls:
1. A constantly rotating cast of bandmates. 2. No songs. 3. Nobody knows how to play any instruments. Problems solved.

Q: When will I get my growth sperm?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:42:17 -0700

Q: When will I get my growth sperm?
D: You mean growth spurt, right?
Q: Right.
D: Good.

"Is that really what they did for horses back then?"

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:19:03 -0800

“Is that really what they did for horses back then?”

- Quinn’s first viewing of Quest for the Holy Grail.

Q: I had a dream that I was kicking alien ass.

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:36:39 -0800

Q: I had a dream that I was kicking alien ass.
D: Cool.
Q: I just said ass.
D: I know.

"I hit my head so hard that my brain got confused."

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:52:08 -0800

“I hit my head so hard that my brain got confused.”

- Quinn after snowboarding.

"For security purposes you need to scan your butt here."

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:25:34 -0800

“For security purposes you need to scan your butt here.”

- The sign outside of Quinn’s blanket fortress.

Robot Rock, a set on Flickr.Long exposure shots of Quinn dancing...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:29:20 -0800

Robot Rock, a set on Flickr.

Long exposure shots of Quinn dancing by a campfire to Daft Punk.

Q: Sorry I took so long, my feet were still in bed mode. I just switched them to land mode.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:02:38 -0800

Q: Sorry I took so long, my feet were still in bed mode. I just switched them to land mode.

"It’s like a pomegranate volcano just exploded in my head."

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:38:45 -0800

“It’s like a pomegranate volcano just exploded in my head.”

- First time having grape juice after the flu.

"Balls of steel. Butts of iron."

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:34:58 -0800

“Balls of steel. Butts of iron.”

- Pre-hockey game mantra

Q: I got a red mark in my armpit.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:20:39 -0800

Q: I got a red mark in my armpit.
D: What from?
Q: Too many arm farts at recess.

Quinn finds an orange in his lunch, a tribute to @andysamberg...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:37:47 -0800

Quinn finds an orange in his lunch, a tribute to @andysamberg ensues.